And I was stunned at their size of their ass! I stood behind one of them and gawk at it, and I moved my arm from the top down while gaping my mouth open. I danced around sidestepping myself across them. There are a dozen girls dressed in shorts and T-shirts doing their yoga. After that boat ride, I continued dancing on the riverbank. He rode the boat around the river and I danced on top of it. I went to the hire shop and asked the man if I can hire a boat. I was hopping, pretending to be a kangaroo on the bank of the Han River, saying "Op, op, op! Oppan Gangnam Style" as I pass by to many people. The gardeners are shocked! And I shouted, "It's Gangnam Style, bitch!" I threw a small explosive device behind me, pressed the fuse button and the bomb exploded. Behind me are two gardeners who are doing gardening. They threw me out of the bus, and I found myself in a wasteland. I was dancing inside the senior's bus and shouting like a maniac. I asked him if he got any dance moves, and he is showing me some pretty cool dance moves that I can learn from him. I went to the sauna where I got a good washdown and there's a gangster right nearby. I had a really awesome trip around the area. One of the girls told me, "Jae-sang, for fuck's sake, can we go somewhere else? I'm covered in so much of the trash and shredded newspapers!" I told her, "Put the goggles on!" She said, "They do nothing!" I blew my chance at dating the two girls. At least we got out of the damn trash receptacle-cum-ice maker. Lots of rubbish flowing around the alleyway, and we are pelted by it. Then I walked in the alleyway with a couple of girls by my side, and I said to them, "I want both of you! Yes, you!" whilst being pelted at by something that looks like an automatic ice maker. I walked to Trade Tower and went to the roof top, where I did some sort of animal-like move. Gangnam is the happening for those nouveau riche girls, and the old money stay at the similarly named Gangbuk or something, but I don't fucking care about this place, because I swear in my life to not write a song called "Gangbuk Style". I wanted a girl who could appreciate that I one-shot the damn coffee, drinks some damn coffee, and finally, she is of damn new money. But due to my constant coffee drinking habit of which I do one-shots, often with multiple cups of coffee, at the office, I was in a hallucination. I wanted to impress and go out with a woman, especially one that who drinks some 5000 won coffee from Starbucks or Lotteria or something. I called the move, in which I pretend I was riding a horse, "the jockey". I got up, and left the playground for home, put that damn suit on and go visit the stables to practice my dancing moves, because tonight, I got a dance competition, and the Koreans are desperate for me to come up with some cool new dance moves, and I thought the moves out for a month. And some of that stuff landed on that dancing kid. I don't drink alcohol at daytime, thank you very much, except probably the occasional Cass Light. That kid was dancing around me, and I took a sip of something that looked like Coke, but I spat it out because it had gone warm. Behind me is this building that resembles steps, but when you look on the side, it is like WTC! They are also slim due to the tonnes of exercise and yoga (or is it yeoja?) I desire that style, but it was impossible since I was caught doing weed ten years ago. They spent shitloads of won on buying luxury goods like Rolexes, Mercedes-Benz cars and lavish plastic surgery since they are ugly and are new money. Those guys in Gangnam are cool, rich and slim. So I wanted to live a Gangnam Style life, and I want the bitches saying, "Oppan, you are the Gangnam Style".
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I thought I lived a high life, but no, I am too poor to do that.
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There was that kid, who I say he was eight years old, dancing around in the courtyard next to the playground full of children. But when I woke up, it was just a dream, I found myself in some public park underneath an umbrella lying down on a deckchair. There was a beautiful lady who walked past by when I was dreaming, playing tennis in the courtyard. So I am out there in this beautiful place called Gangnam. Hey, look at me! I look like Kim Jong-un, only cooler, sexier, and more talented!